Get Paid For Your Poop

To the Editors:

You know you’ve been waiting all semester...the Living Machine “Poop Campaign” is back and we’re paying you $0.25 for every solid donation you make to the toilets of the Environmental Studies Building! Don’t miss this incredible opportunity to learn more about the unique wastewater treatment system on our campus and make a quarter while you’re at it! Starting Friday, March 16, please sign up after you’ve “donated” and we will contact you. The first 100 people will be paid and the person with the most donations wins a gift certificate to the Feve, so donate while your waste equals cash!!

–Gabe Giles
College junior